King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

This movie would make Tolkien crap his pants.

The Revenant (2015)

A beautiful film a mile wide and an inch deep.

Or: How To Hide in Plain Sight

Like refueling a Mercedes with Diet Dr. Thunder.

"Mom? Dad? Did Andy Samberg deliver me?"

Yup. It sure is.

A Hollywood story about the most Hollywood writer.

What if the internet was actually bad?

Yeesh.

You can't cut back on story! You will regret this!