- REVIEW: Disclosure Day (2026)
Or: Steven Spielberg’s Bible Verses & Aliens
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Open Water (2003)
We enter the digital era with a minor DIY miracle.
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Deep Blue Sea (1999)
An okay movie featuring one of the great end-credit raps of all time.
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Cruel Jaws (1995)
The biggest Jaws ripoff in an endless flood of Jaws ripoffs!
- REVIEW: Mortal Kombat II (2026)
The fourth Mortal Kombat movie
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Night of the Sharks (1988)
A film that takes place during the day and only features one shark.
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Devil Fish (1984)
Prime 80s Italian horror sleaze, and that’s me complimenting it.
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Jaws 2 (1978)
How do you follow the biggest movie of all time?
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Mako: The Jaws of Death (1976)
There are zero makos in this film named after makos.
- REVIEW: Haunters of the Silence (2026)
An evening of spooks and specters, a visualization of grief.
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Blue Water White Death (1971)
The documentary that helped inspire Jaws.
- Twenty 20-Sharks: Shark! (1969)
Take me down to the [indistinct] city, where the water is clear and the sharks wanna eat me
Or: Steven Spielberg’s Bible Verses & Aliens
We enter the digital era with a minor DIY miracle.
An okay movie featuring one of the great end-credit raps of all time.
The biggest Jaws ripoff in an endless flood of Jaws ripoffs!
The fourth Mortal Kombat movie
A film that takes place during the day and only features one shark.
Prime 80s Italian horror sleaze, and that’s me complimenting it.
How do you follow the biggest movie of all time?
There are zero makos in this film named after makos.
An evening of spooks and specters, a visualization of grief.
The documentary that helped inspire Jaws.
Take me down to the [indistinct] city, where the water is clear and the sharks wanna eat me