No thankee-sai.
The Dark Tower (2017)
The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Or: Corporate Brand Extension #3259
The Peanuts Movie (2015)
Same Peanuts Flavor, New 3D Shell.
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Tale as old as 1991, same as it could be...
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Kong is back and bigger than ever. Literally.
The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
Sometimes it's okay for cartoons to just be silly.
The Revenant (2015)
A beautiful film a mile wide and an inch deep.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
This movie would make Tolkien crap his pants.
Tiger House (2015)
Or: How To Hide in Plain Sight
The Transporter Refueled (2015)
Like refueling a Mercedes with Diet Dr. Thunder.
