Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)

It's aca...um...lemme get back to you on that.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

America bets on Blart and loses. Again.

Same Peanuts Flavor, New 3D Shell.

A beautiful film a mile wide and an inch deep.

Or: How To Hide in Plain Sight

Like refueling a Mercedes with Diet Dr. Thunder.

A Hollywood story about the most Hollywood writer.

Yeesh.

You can't cut back on story! You will regret this!

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