The Last Transformers Movie I Will Ever Write About. I Hope.
Power Rangers (2017)
Go Go Money Grubbing 90s Nostalgia Bait!
The Dark Tower (2017)
No thankee-sai.
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Tale as old as 1991, same as it could be...
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Kong is back and bigger than ever. Literally.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
This movie would make Tolkien crap his pants.
The Circle (2017)
What if the internet was actually bad?
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
Ape Trilogy Strong.
xXx: The Return of Xander Cage (2017)
I'm as surprised as you are.
Baywatch (2017)
It's a Hofftastrophe!
