Twenty 20-Sharks: Shark! (1969)

Take me down to the [indistinct] city, where the water is clear and the sharks wanna eat me

REVIEW: Superman (2025)

Superman good. Have a Milkbone.

If 2003 were a person, it'd be Ben Affleck in Daredevil.

Please, For The Love Of God, Just Let Me Make It Through One Day Without A Nervous Breakdown: The Movie.

Two films from the brink of oblivion.

Saving the best for last.

Get that Netflix money, Mike.

The Last Transformers Movie I Will Ever Write About. I Hope.

Atoning for the failures of Pearl Harbor.

This movie isn't for me, and that's okay.