Optimus Prime wants to kill you.
Summer Baycation: Transformers – Age of Extinction (2014)
Summer Baycation: Transformers – Dark of the Moon (2011)
Michael Bay's "We Didn't Start The Fire"
Summer Baycation: Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
In which I discover the footnote feature.
Summer Baycation: Transformers (2007)
It's helicopters all the way down.
Summer Baycation: The Island (2005)
This project has taken a dire, but very much expected, turn...
Summer Baycation: Bad Boys II (2003)
Martin Lawrence had eight years to learn the damn words...
Summer Baycation: Pearl Harbor (2001)
The wrong movie at the wrong time.
Summer Baycation: Armageddon (1998)
Believe it or not, this is the abridged version of my review.
Power Rangers (2017)
Go Go Money Grubbing 90s Nostalgia Bait!
The Dark Tower (2017)
No thankee-sai.
