Or: Corporate Brand Extension #3259
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Kong is back and bigger than ever. Literally.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
This movie would make Tolkien crap his pants.
The Transporter Refueled (2015)
Like refueling a Mercedes with Diet Dr. Thunder.
San Andreas (2015)
You can't cut back on story! You will regret this!
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
Ape Trilogy Strong.
xXx: The Return of Xander Cage (2017)
I'm as surprised as you are.
Mechanic: Resurrection (2016)
Jason Statham's other other assassin is back!
Justice League (2017)
Justice League Assem--- Shit, wrong team. Sorry.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
God vs Man. Day vs Night. Wade vs Snyder.
