I love undead racism in my kiddie cartoons!
High Rise (2016)
Originally published May 6, 2016 on FrontRowCentral.com “Sometimes he found it difficult not to believe that they were living in a future that had already taken place, and was now exhausted.” Ben Wheatley’s High Rise opens on a nightmare vision of the future. We see Tom Hiddleston navigating an apocalyptic wasteland of an apartment complex, seeming perfectly... Continue Reading →
Paddington (2015)
It's adorable, I promise.
Going in Style (2017)
Ocean's Eleven meets Grumpy Old Men meets Zzzzzzzz
The 5th Wave (2016)
Definitely not a prequel to The Last Wave.
Terminator: Genisys (2015)
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Skynet
A Dog’s Purpose (2017)
What is the purpose of A Dog's Purpose?
A Cure for Wellness (2017)
Take two eels and call me in the morning.
Baby Driver (2017)
This movie makes car chases look so damn easy.
Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk (2016)
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