A fake ode to the real Hollywood that never was.
Hail, Caesar! (2016)
The Lazarus Effect (2015)
Frankenstein plus Stuart Gordon minus enthusiasm.
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
Connor4Real is 3 Cool 5 You.
Masterminds (2016)
Boy, Southern accents sure are hilarious.
The Gunman (2015)
Solid action, but the serious tone is suffocating.
Trainwreck (2015)
Moral of this story: Never listen to Colin Quinn.
Mother! (2017)
Marriage is like a house. Among other things.
Green Room (2016)
This band did NOT put murder on their rider...
Live By Night (2016)
Does Ben Affleck even like gangster movies?
The Mummy (2017)
Pour one out for another dead shared universe.
